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WATCH
The Disposable Film Festival
What: A low-budget, high-value smorgasbord of cinematic creativity, the globe-trotting fest kicks off in SF with screenings, panels, and workshops.
Why: It all gets started at The Castro Theatre, where movie industry insiders judge this year’s best shorts.
When: Today-Sun.
Where: Various locations. Schedule and tickets (free-$90) at disposablefilm.com.
SEE
Jemima Kirke Paintings
What: An installation of personality-driven oil and water color portraits by the actress who plays everyone’s current favorite free spirit.
Why: Rabid Girls fans get a glimpse of the woman behind Jessa’s soul.
When: Thru May 10.
Where: Fouladi Projects, 1803 Market St., at Guerrero St. (415-621-2535).
LAUGH
Chelsea Handler
What: A stand-up show of material from her latest book, Uganda Be Kidding Me.
Why: It’s not expressly billed as a “manfari,” but the vodka-fueled author’s travel-inspired work promises a hefty dose of seduction and adventure, plus her trusty sidekick, Chunk.
When: Fri., 7 & 10:30 p.m.
Where: Davies Symphony Hall, 201 Van Ness Ave., at Hayes St. Tickets ($64-$93.50) at 415-864-6000 or ticketmaster.com.
SMELL
Native Wildflower Bloom
What: Spring gives a proper hello when the sprawling California Garden of Native Plants erupts into color.
Why: Our state flower (the bright orange poppy), among hundreds of other species of plants indigenous to California.
When: Thru mid May.
Where: San Francisco Botanical Garden, 1199 9th Ave., at Lincoln Way (415-661-1316). Admission is free for SF residents, $7 for out-of-towners and those who can’t prove residency.
SHOP
Vintage Fashion Expo
What: More high-quality old clothes than you could find in a week of scouring thrift shops.
Why: Whether you’re looking for a Victorian hat or the perfect 1990s sundress, it’s at the Expo and in mint condition.
When: Sat.; early access, 9 a.m.; general admission, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Concourse Exhibition Center, 635 8th St., at Brannan St. Tickets ($5-$30) at eventbrite.com.
Amour Vert Spring Sample Sale
What: Eco-friendly SF-based clothing at up to 80 percent off.
Why: Bright oranges, playful stripes, and easy-to-wear neutrals.
When: Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: 1278 Minnesota St., at 24th St., ste. a (650-847-1708).
Photo: Courtesy of Disposable Film Festival