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LAUGH
​Hang On
What: Nickelodeon legend Marc Summers and Toy Soldiers’​s Ron Gallo join a panel of comedians for a hilarious unscripted talk show.
Why: Audience participation means you can ask the Double Dare host what the chocolate syrup slide was really like.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Adrienne Theater, 2030 Sansom St. (215-567-2848). Tickets ($5) at brownpapertickets.com.

SNIP
Modify: the Hair Art Studio Opens
What: Ready to break up with your blah bangs? At their new salon, Audrey Traum and Diane Precht get you to think bold with an edgy take on cuts and color.
Why: It’s the place to go when a Miley-level makeover is in order.
When: Mon.-Fri., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 1701 Christian St. (215-545-5505).

DISCOVER
Vedic Astrology Readings
What: Alexia Neonakis factors in both ayurveda and the stars to reveal what’s in store for you; most wait three months to see her (celebrities included), but you can get instant access when she stops by Old City ($75 for 30 minutes, $150 for an hour).​
Why: Though she deals with planets, her grounded approach keeps clients coming back for more.
When: Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Location given at time of appt. Reservations (required) to 215-629-9098 or info@lexneon.com.

OUTSMART
NoWait
What: The free app lets you remotely add your name to nearby restaurants’ wait lists so you can breeze in right when your table is ready.
Why: The always-packed Pizzeria Vetri and Village Whiskey are on it.
When: You’re hungry.
Where: Download at itunes.apple.com.

TWIRL
Le Virtù’s Rare Pasta Series
What: Every two weeks, chef Joe Cicala introduces diners to little-known pasta varieties prepared just like in the old country.
Why: Spaghetti looks second rate after you try lorighittas, an earring-shaped pasta that hails from the Sardinian village of Morgongiori.
When: Ongoing. Fri. & Sat., 5-10 p.m.; Sun., 4:30-9 p.m. (on hiatus Apr. 14-25).
Where: 1927 E. Passyunk Ave. (215-271-5626).

Photo: Ann Wuetig / Courtesy of Hang On